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Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room temperature.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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