A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright quote A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.
Steven Wright quote Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it
Steven Wright quote For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Steven Wright quote You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven Wright quote Biography
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