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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it - W C Fields

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Author Information

American humourist, 1880-1946

Born:29th January, 1880
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Starsign: Aquarius

Author Keywords: Humourist, American

Other Authors

Robert Benchley, Heywood Broun, Thomas Hood, Tom Lehrer, P G Wodehouse

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