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'I could be unbelievably horrible and stupid. On tours I'd get on a plane, then get off it, maybe six or eight times. I'd walk out of a hotel suite because I didn't like the colour of the bedspread. I remember looking out of my room at the Inn on the Park one day and saying, 'It's too windy. Can someone please do something about it.'
View quotes by Elton John

Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.
View quotes by Beatrix Potter

You have to be careful with the clitoris, because if the piercer doesn't know what he's doing, it can be numbed for good.
View quotes by Janet Jackson

I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.
View quotes by Halle Berry

'Reorganising the bedroom is a task that most people dread with the kind of loathing reserved for removing week-old plaster from a hairy forearm'
View quotes by Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

I don't know. People always think that there has got to be a dark side to everyone, a closet with skeletons, demons under the bed. People think all kinds of things about one another. They feel compelled to make up fears and false assumptions about their closest friends. Truth is, I'll never know all there is to know about you just as you will never know all there is to know about me. Humans are by nature too complicated to be understood fully. So, we can choose either to approach our fellow human beings with suspicion or to approach them with an open mind, a dash of optimism and a great deal of candour.
View quotes by Tom Hanks

I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it
View quotes by Cameron Diaz

"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
View quotes by Ruby Wax

I'm always described as 'cocksure' or 'with a swagger,' and that bears no resemblance to who I feel like inside. I feel plagued by insecurity.
View quotes by Ben Affleck

On husband Antonio: "Angelina Jolie may get him in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday."
View quotes by Melanie Griffith

There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift.
View quotes by Melanie Griffith

Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that. Hitler killed people next door. Oh, stupid man. After a couple of years we won't stand for that, will we?
View quotes by Eddie Izzard

I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
View quotes by Linda Evangelista

I'm so fast that last night I turned the light switch off in my bedroom and I was in bed before the room was dark.
View quotes by Muhammad Ali

Is it a man walking on the beach, winking at the girls and looking for going to bed? Is it someone who wears a lot of gold chains and rings and sits at the bar? Because this is not me! I am very, very Latin, but not so much lover.
View quotes by Antonio Banderas

"I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun."
View quotes by Heather Mills

A women needs to be a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.
View quotes by Jerry Hall

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No.5, of course
View quotes by Marilyn Monroe

No man, not even a doctor, ever gives any other definition of what a nurse should be than this - 'devoted and obedient'. This definition would do just as well for a porter. It might even do for a horse. It would not do for a policeman (Notes on Nursing)
View quotes by Florence Nightingale

On his Hannibal Lector mask: I've got it at home. I wear it to bed every night.
View quotes by Anthony Hopkins

Virtue is the roughest way, but proves at night a bed of down
View quotes by Sir Henry Wotton

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel
View quotes by Samuel Johnson

Don't stay in bed... unless you can make money in bed.
View quotes by George Burns

Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. There is a French widow in every bedroom, affording delightful prospects.
View quotes by Gerard Hoffnung

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
View quotes by Cary Grant

When asked if Ken believed in safe sex his answer came: 'Of course I do; I have an Iron Bar around the bed!'
View quotes by Ken Dodd

One doth but breakfast here, another dines, he that liveth longeth doth but sup; we must all go to bed in another world (Horae Succisivae)
View quotes by Joseph Henshaw

Always buy a good pair of shoes and a good bed as if you aren't in one you are in the other
View quotes by Gloria Hunniford

Praise the green earth. Chance has appointed her home, workshop, larder, middenpit. Her lousy skin scabbed here and there by cities provides us with name and nation.
View quotes by Basil Bunting

When I look back on all these worries I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.
View quotes by Winston Churchill



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