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I now bear a kind of stigmata. I am in the computer as having been denied entry to the United States and that is really bad news. They can put things into that computer, but they never take them out.
View quotes by Ian McEwan

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
View quotes by Rita May Brown

The reason that no computer program can ever be a mind is simply that a computer program is only syntactical, and minds are more than syntactical. Minds are semantical, in the sense that they have more than a formal structure, they have a content. [Minds, Brains and Science]
View quotes by John Searle

The computer is a moron.
View quotes by Peter F Drucker

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
View quotes by Robert Orben

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
View quotes by Jeff Pesis

A computer program is a message from a man to a machine.
View quotes by Frederick P Brooks Jr

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
View quotes by Paul Ehrlich

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
View quotes by Leonard Brandwein

No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer. - said in the early 1970s
View quotes by Bill Gates

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
View quotes by Emo Philips

The Christian notion of the possibility of redemption is incomprehensible to the computer.
View quotes by Vance Packard

My dad wasn't thrilled at my wanting to act. He even offered to pay for a computer course if I'd change my mind!
View quotes by Marcia Harden

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
View quotes by Erma Bombeck

The Star Trek computer doesn't seem that interesting. They ask it random questions, it thinks for a while. I think we can do better than that.
View quotes by Larry Page

Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build.
View quotes by Larry Ellison

It's just nice to be working on something that doesn't involve sitting with earplugs in, in front of a computer screen.
View quotes by Nick Laird

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
View quotes by Isaac Asimov

I actually use a computer a lot. I have three computers that I use on a regular basis - one is on my desk top in my Washington office, another is at home, and I have my laptop that I use when I'm travelling.
View quotes by Rick Boucher

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
View quotes by Isaac Asimov

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