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The reason that no computer program can ever be a mind is simply that a computer program is only syntactical, and minds are more than syntactical. Minds are semantical, in the sense that they have more than a formal structure, they have a content. [Minds, Brains and Science]
View quotes by John Searle

I now bear a kind of stigmata. I am in the computer as having been denied entry to the United States and that is really bad news. They can put things into that computer, but they never take them out.
View quotes by Ian McEwan

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
View quotes by Rita May Brown

No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer. - said in the early 1970s
View quotes by Bill Gates

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
View quotes by Stephen Hawking

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
View quotes by Paul Ehrlich

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
View quotes by Jeff Pesis

This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my dick in a Nintendo.
View quotes by Quentin Tarantino

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
View quotes by Isaac Asimov

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
View quotes by Isaac Asimov

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
View quotes by Dave Barry

Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.
View quotes by Dave Barry

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
View quotes by Erma Bombeck

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
View quotes by Emo Philips

The computer is a moron.
View quotes by Peter F Drucker

The Christian notion of the possibility of redemption is incomprehensible to the computer.
View quotes by Vance Packard

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
View quotes by Tim Berners-Lee

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.
View quotes by Richard Dawkins

Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build.
View quotes by Larry Ellison

America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet!
View quotes by Jay Leno



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