Hold up a one-iron and walk. Even God can't hit a one-iron.
View quotes by Lee TrevinoIf you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
View quotes by Lee TrevinoAt five in the afternoon.
It was exactly five in the afternoon.
A boy brought the white sheet
at five in the afternoon. (Llanto por Ignacio Sanchez Mejias)
View quotes by Federico Garcia LorcaI'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''
View quotes by Gordon RamsayI was using a
five-iron - it should have been a six because I would have missed it [on shattering a light fitting with a practice shot!]
View quotes by Marc WarrenI was very shaky on stage. I made a million pound bet with my agent five minutes before that I wouldn't win so I was very shocked. I was very shaken - if you lose a million pounds five minutes before, it is very shaky. (on the 2002 Baftas)
View quotes by Judi DenchA child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
View quotes by Groucho MarxWriting a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
View quotes by Bette MidlerI'm pleased with the week. It wasn't such a bad effort in getting to the final and playing five matches in five days.
View quotes by Mary PierceWe've had Steve Harmison getting a seven-for, Simon Jones getting a five-for and Freddie Flintoff getting a five-for, so it was about time I pulled my finger out and did something special. [on his hat-trick]
View quotes by Matthew HoggardI'm magnificent! I'm five feet eleven inches and I weigh one hundred thirty-five pounds, and I look like a racehorse.
View quotes by Julie NewmarRetirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
View quotes by George BurnsA salesman must also have flexible goals. You may say, 'I want to sell 10 accounts this week,' and you sell five. You're ready to die. But, you tell yourself, 'Five isn't too bad. You know, next week maybe I'll sell 10.'
View quotes by Curtis CarlsonFor the first time in the history of our country the majority of our people believe that the next five years will be worse than the past five years.
View quotes by Jimmy CarterI wasn't aware that five was the record and that's a fantastic feat - I've scored four goals a couple of times before, but I don't remember ever scoring five in a game.
View quotes by Michael OwenI think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five
View quotes by Charles BarkleyAsk five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard.
View quotes by Edgar R FiedlerIron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind.
View quotes by Leonardo Da VinciMake the iron hot by striking it.
View quotes by Oliver CromwellWhen asked if Ken believed in safe sex his answer came: 'Of course I do; I have an Iron Bar around the bed!'
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