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I unscrewed the numbers from the lads’ hotel room doors. A week later, the hotel called Westlife’s management with a bill for £20,000. Apparently they were solid gold.
View quotes by Richard Breen

'I could be unbelievably horrible and stupid. On tours I'd get on a plane, then get off it, maybe six or eight times. I'd walk out of a hotel suite because I didn't like the colour of the bedspread. I remember looking out of my room at the Inn on the Park one day and saying, 'It's too windy. Can someone please do something about it.'
View quotes by Elton John

When I was a rapper, the groupies didn't have to try too hard with me. Just show up at the hotel.
View quotes by Mark Wahlberg

Does taking an ironing board from a hotel count? I walked straight out with it, and pillows too. I had my reasons.
View quotes by Dido

After a while you stop filling up your hotel room with totty that is worthless.
View quotes by Jay Kay

I would never get a boob job. Those big-titted girls by the hotel poolsides? You just want to spit-shine them
View quotes by Juliette Lewis

Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. There is a French widow in every bedroom, affording delightful prospects.
View quotes by Gerard Hoffnung

In England, justice is open to all - like the Ritz Hotel
View quotes by Sir James Mathew

They paved paradise And put up a parking lot, With a pink hotel, A boutique, and a swinging hot spot. (Big Yellow Taxi 1970 song)
View quotes by Joni Mitchell

Hey - you guys with the ladder. If you come here I'll buy you pizza. (Said to firefighters in the process of rescuing Roddick and other hotel guests from a fire in Rome.)
View quotes by Andy Roddick

'In light of heaven, the worst suffering on earth, a life full of the most atrocious tortures on earth, will be seen to be no more serious than one night in an inconvenient hotel.'
View quotes by Mother Teresa

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
View quotes by Josh Billings

For the duration of its collective life, or the time during which its identity may be assumed, each class resembles a hotel or an omnibus, always full, but always of different people.
View quotes by J A Schumpeter

I'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''

View quotes by Gordon Ramsay

In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions, guilt is the itchy wool turtleneck that's three sized too small. Guilt may be difficult to articulate, but when it surfaces, it's as unwelcome and distinct as Jethro Bodine in the lobby of an Ian Shraeger hotel.
View quotes by Dennis Miller

After a gig I get to the hotel all psyched-up from being on stage and get stuck into 'Homes and Interiors' magazine.
View quotes by Gary Barlow

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
View quotes by Fran Lebowitz

We had to borrow Bolton Wanderers' team coach, we stayed at a Fawlty Towers hotel and the kick-off was delayed half an hour by a faulty fire alarm. I feared it wasn't our day.
View quotes by Paul Jewell

President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way - liquored up in a cheap hotel room.
View quotes by Jay Leno

I have not come to Sheffield to look at the gardens near the hotel. If I didn't think I could win the World Championship I would go and play golf badly in Spain.
View quotes by Jimmy White



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