lunch quotes

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

View quotes by Erma Bombeck

Fortified by an extraordinarily fine lunch, I have fallen back in love with Europe. Wild mushroom ragout would be an inconceivable menu item at an on-the-road lunch stop provided to journalists back in the good old USA.
View quotes by Justin Webb

The face of 'evil' is always the face of total need (The Naked Lunch)
View quotes by William Burroughs

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.
View quotes by Arnold Schwarzenegger

Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
View quotes by W C Fields

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
View quotes by Ronald Reagan

The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'
View quotes by Bill Maher

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
View quotes by Eric Sykes

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
View quotes by Jilly Cooper

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
View quotes by Tim Berners-Lee

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it.
View quotes by Aldous Huxley

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at one and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.
View quotes by Arthur Smith

There are three kinds of man you must never trust: a man who hunts south of the Thames, a man who has soup for lunch; and a man who waxes his moustache.
View quotes by Sir James Richards

If God had intended a round of golf to take more than three hours, He would not have invented Sunday lunch.
View quotes by Jimmy Hill

At my house, the main discussion at lunch was what we were going to have for dinner. Salads were either macaroni or Waldorf.
View quotes by Paul Lynde

We went in the dressing-room, had our lunch then played a bit of Johnny Cash [on how England beat India in the third test 2006]
View quotes by Andrew Flintoff

We batted really poorly after lunch. England played well right through the Test and kept the pressure on. England played some very good cricket and I congratulate them - they fully deserved to win
View quotes by Rahul Dravid

If the wolf had ever come to our back door, he'd have had to bring a picnic lunch.
View quotes by Bill Anderson

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
View quotes by Jim Davis

Here are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan

Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian

See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.

Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

View quotes by Danny McCrossan

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