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If the players go Christmas shopping, it's not ideal preparation. It may sound silly, but having to fight off the crowds in a busy shopping centre or having people visit can be demanding.
View quotes by Steve Coppell

I remember the first time I walked into the Lancashire dressing-room, when I was 16, all these guys — Atherton, Fairbrother, Akram — you just drop your shopping, you don't know where to put yourself. With Botham, I could barely pick my shopping up. [on the first time he met Ian Botham.]
View quotes by Andrew Flintoff

First I will be able to pay the debts I owe my mum; once that's out of the way I don't know, go shopping.
View quotes by Chantelle Houghton

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.
View quotes by Imelda Marcos

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
View quotes by Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
View quotes by Bo Derek

I once was interviewed and got so exasperated that I said, 'What do you want, a shopping list?' They kept asking, 'What's in this picture?'
View quotes by Howard Hodgkin

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
View quotes by Erma Bombeck

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
View quotes by Tommy Cooper

I was discovered in a shopping centre! [Garden City to be precise]
View quotes by Alyssa Sutherland

To win the X Factor would mean the world to me and my family. I'd buy mum and dad a house and then I think I would buy myself a car and have a little shopping trip.
View quotes by Leona Lewis

It's a bad experience. It takes forever. If I go shopping with Venus, I sit out in the hallway and just wait
View quotes by Oracene Price

The car, the furniture, the wife, the children - everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is - shopping.
View quotes by Arthur Miller

We're still asking people to buy our record, but we're putting as much free stuff out as possible.
It's like the shopping channel that gives you a trampoline for buying a running machine.
View quotes by Chris Martin

The smallest patch of green to arrest the monotony of asphalt and concrete is as important to the value of real estate as streets, sewers and convenient shopping.
View quotes by James Felt

Here are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan

Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian

See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.

Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

View quotes by Danny McCrossan



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