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Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.
View quotes by Beatrix Potter

With thanks to God we know the way to heaven, to be as ready by water as by land, and therefore we care not which way we go. (When threatened with drowning by Henry VIII)
View quotes by Friar Elstow

I thank God and I thank Ted Turner (her estranged husband) everyday that I don't have to make movies.
View quotes by Jane Fonda

The reason people think I look good now is because I was never a beauty as a wee girl. And thank heavens. It's frightening to get old anyway, but if your looks were the cornerstone of your life, well, it would be very difficult.
View quotes by Lulu

'it was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank her for that' 'Hey lady! do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'
View quotes by Dean Martin

That's a bit weak, could you add another splash please... oh and an ice cube, thanks.
View quotes by Francis Urquhart

Thank you, madam, the agony is abated. 'aged 4, having hot coffee spilt over his legs'
View quotes by Thomas Babington

Thanks to God, I am still an atheist
View quotes by Luis Bunuel

'I was just looking for a warm meal somewhere. Thanks for inviting me to dinner' - turning up to Thanksgiving dinner in Iraq
View quotes by George W Bush

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday... The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
View quotes by Ayn Rand

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!
View quotes by Henry David Thoreau

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
View quotes by Josh Billings

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No, thank you,' to dessert that night. And for what!
View quotes by Erma Bombeck

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.
View quotes by Albert Schweitzer

When I'm not thanked at all, I'm thanked enough, I've done my duty, and I've done no more.
View quotes by Henry Fielding

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
View quotes by W C Fields

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
View quotes by Joan Rivers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
View quotes by Will Rogers

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
View quotes by Moses Hadas

I was in the Groucho, and I’d ordered a steak pie. The crust was a bit tough, so I stuck the knife in lifted it up and it flew straight into this woman’s handbag. She didn’t find it until she left, thankfully.
View quotes by Lynda La Plante

My thanks to the Academy for the very finest, greatest award that any actor can ever receive. The only thing a man can say at a time like this is - I am not really bald.
View quotes by Tommy Lee Jones

I was the first one in my group to get married. Now I've split up, they're all married. They're like 'Come with us to our couple's retreat'. No thanks.
View quotes by Ethan Hawke

I really want to thank all the people who have been supportive of me. It is so appreciated.
View quotes by Hudson Leick

If I'm after a 'wham bam thank you mam' with a girl in the toilets, I don't care if she's from a caravan.
View quotes by Dean Gaffney

No one had much faith in me because I was so young. They imagined a little brat with a flash-in-the-pan single. It was inevitable... Thankfully, I proved people wrong.
View quotes by Billie Piper

Who cared if there was really any Being to pray to? What mattered was the sense of giving thanks and praise, the feeling of a humble and grateful heart.
View quotes by Oliver Sacks

But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine.
View quotes by Thomas Jefferson

It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.
View quotes by Alistair Cooke

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.
View quotes by Frank A Clark

Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights.
View quotes by Whitey Herzog

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