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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
View quotes by Steven Wright

I am here to propose a toast to sportswriters. It's up to you whether you stand up or not.
View quotes by Fred Trueman

I'd shout 'Hey Dan! Can I have your sausage?' and he'd nod yes. Then: 'Hey Dan, how about the bacon?' - and then the eggs, and then the toast - and he'd say 'yes, yes yes'.
View quotes by Ricky Hatton

I came to England with 900. I learned to like beans on toast pretty quickly
View quotes by Jay DeMerit

That is going to take me two-and-a-half hours - so instead of a nice meal I'm going to be stuck with beans on toast.
View quotes by Martin Allen

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
View quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

I had never had a piece of toast Particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.
View quotes by James Payn

Don't be surprised if I demur, for, be advised my passport's green. No glass of ours was ever raised to toast The Queen.
View quotes by Seamus Heaney

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.
View quotes by Monty Python

It is a statue that draws children as hot toast does butter. [on Bobby Charlton statue]
View quotes by Linda Charlton

Our country! In her intercourse with foreign nations, may she always be in the right; but our country, right or wrong. (Toast at Norfolk, Virginia, 1816)
View quotes by Stephen Decatur

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.
View quotes by P G Wodehouse



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