If
toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap
toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
View quotes by Steven WrightI am here to propose a
toast to sportswriters. It's up to you whether you stand up or not.
View quotes by Fred TruemanI'd shout 'Hey Dan! Can I have your sausage?' and he'd nod yes. Then: 'Hey Dan, how about the bacon?' - and then the eggs, and then the
toast - and he'd say 'yes, yes yes'.
View quotes by Ricky HattonI came to England with £900. I learned to like beans on
toast pretty quickly
View quotes by Jay DeMeritThat is going to take me two-and-a-half hours - so instead of a nice meal I'm going to be stuck with beans on
toast.
View quotes by Martin AllenWith my wife I don't get no respect. I made a
toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
View quotes by Rodney DangerfieldI had never had a piece of
toast
Particularly long and wide,
But fell upon the sanded floor,
And always on the buttered side.
View quotes by James PaynDon't be surprised if I demur, for, be advised my passport's green. No glass of ours was ever raised to
toast The Queen.
View quotes by Seamus HeaneyOh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or
toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.
View quotes by Monty PythonIt is a statue that draws children as hot
toast does butter. [on Bobby Charlton statue]
View quotes by Linda CharltonOur country! In her intercourse with foreign nations, may she always be in the right; but our country, right or wrong. (
Toast at Norfolk, Virginia, 1816)
View quotes by Stephen DecaturThe cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered
toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.
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