He will find out the hard way on his
birthday that he has got a present he never wanted [on fighting Khan on 8th Dec, his
birthday]
View quotes by Graham EarlI never know what to get my father for his
birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
View quotes by Rita RudnerHappy
birthday to you. (Title of song 1935)
View quotes by Pattie S HillI cried on my 18th
birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
View quotes by Liv TylerA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her
birthday.
View quotes by Erma BombeckThere is still no cure for the common
birthday.
View quotes by John GlennIt's not really difficult to go from one voice into the next. It's like asking you to sing a line of Happy
Birthday and then Goodnight Irene - assuming you know the words to both those songs
View quotes by Hank AzariaToday is my
birthday and the crew surprised me with a cake. But this was not the best present I got from the team. That was the new car, which felt good on the track. I did a few runs in the afternoon and everything went well.
View quotes by Giancarlo FisichellaWashington's
birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy.
View quotes by Alistair CookeHow many observe Christ's
birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.
View quotes by Benjamin FranklinPeople ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh
birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
View quotes by George BurnsThe return of my
birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
View quotes by Samuel JohnsonWith my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
View quotes by Rodney DangerfieldI sometimes get
birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message - they hope it's my last.
View quotes by Al NormanI'm six foot eleven. My
birthday covers three days.
View quotes by Darryl DawkinsFor my
birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
View quotes by Steven WrightIt's seven years today, my anniversary, and it was my
birthday yesterday - it's been a great weekend for me. I better be careful with the missus otherwise I will probably put her in the club! [Too much info, Warnock!]
View quotes by Neil WarnockMaybe it's my
birthday, I honestly don't know. I'm 58? There's not much I need - I have plenty of socks
View quotes by Arsene WengerIt was my 13th
birthday and I have treasured it ever since [Peggy Sue].
It is the greatest single ever made. I still have it, but rarely play it for fear of damaging it.
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