I never know what to get my father for his

Rita Rudner Quote

I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother. - Rita Rudner

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Stand-up comedian

Born:17th September, 1955
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Starsign: Virgo

Author Keywords: Comedian, Stand-up

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