I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed ...

Rita Rudner Quote

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. - Rita Rudner

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Stand-up comedian

Born:17th September, 1955
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Starsign: Virgo

Author Keywords: Comedian, Stand-up

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