Quotations
'Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.'
Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
'I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.'
Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000
'The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.'
Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000
'They misunderestimated me.'
Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
'They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.'
St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000
'The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.'
-All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000
BUSH: 'First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ...'
MATTHEWS: 'What's that in English?' BUSH: 'Fifteenth of September.' (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)
-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
'It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.'
-Reuters, May 5, 2000
'Will the highways on the Internet become more few?'
-Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000
'This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.'
-Speaking during 'PERSEVERENCE Month' at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
'What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody
else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.'
-The San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000
'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?' -Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
'Gov. Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.' -ibid
'I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.'
-U.S. News & World Report, April 3, 2000
View quotes by George W Bush
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
View quotes by Lily Tomlin
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
View quotes by Lily Tomlin
What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call.
View quotes by Liz Carpenter
I love astrologer Jonathan Cainer. I ring his phone line twice a week and he's always spot on with me and three million other Taureans. But I know it's MY soul he's looking into.
View quotes by Catherine Tate
Allison has been through so much. I was sexually harassed, carjacked, had an affair with a married man - who then tried to rape me, and shot himself while he was on the phone with me... I was drunk, sober - well, getting sober, then I got to have an affair...
View quotes by Courtney Thorne-Smith
I want to be in the water, not near a phone or a television.
View quotes by Malia Jones
I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.
View quotes by Barry Goldwater
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
View quotes by Fran Lebowitz
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
View quotes by Earl Wilson
I had an Aston Martin phone worth £15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.
View quotes by Simon Jordan
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
View quotes by Craig Kilborn
Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car.
View quotes by Jack Lemmon
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
View quotes by David Letterman
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
View quotes by Johnny Carson
I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?
View quotes by Sharon Stone
My father arranged a surprise party for me. He took my phone book and called everyone in it. I was mortified.
View quotes by Natalie Portman
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